So I went to this psychic a couple of years ago. Now, I know, nothing good ever starts with that sentence but bare with me.
“You’re going to get pregnant as soon as your divorce comes through,” she said.
She was wrong. My divorce was already in the works and would be coming through any time, I didn’t have a boyfriend and my one-night-stand days were over. Who the hell was going to get me pregnant?
Fast forward two years. My divorce had been delayed several times due to various reasons and after much waiting and wondering it finally came through in August 2019. Which was also the last month I had a period.
She was right.
Does that mean the Universe decided two years ago that I would be pregnant now? Do I even have a say in ANYTHING anymore?
Apparently not. Fucking fuck.